meanwhile, back at the ranch..

*ahem*

dearest computer screen,

i find that I am constantly waiting for something or someone. does that make me impatient? I think that I practice a considerable amount of patience, all things considered.

(thats what she said!)

gaaawd, i despise "thats what she said"... 

that, to whcih I respond, "please kind sir, do not speak of this she in front of me. thank you" but I dont say it like that. It is less nice, and does not include a please and thank you.

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