shoot itin the left eye. feel it onthe right side

ah, the confusing act of deciphering the human language.
namely: females.
the past few days has brought to light something for me. this something is what separates me from a vast majority of the female species, believe it or not.
typically, communication barriers is what draws one of the many lines, between guys and ladies. men tend to not communicate enough. while womyn, generally speaking, communicate very cryptically.
as much as I know that every wretched cosmo, and maxim, and whatever magazine out there that i find beside me in line as I bring my vodka mix to the safeway checkout, touches on this topic, I am going to venture there as well. I'd hate to feel left out, and all.
The "whats wrong" question.
And the "nothing" response.
me and lauren semi-discussed this the other day.
[directed at the ones with vaginas:] When there is clearly something wrong, why isn't it just brought to the table? especially when it is given the most opportune moment, when the question-asker is waiting eagerly for their answer. Why, o why, say "nothing" when it really truly IS something?
And it is my conclusion, that this is what is holding me back from being considered one of the girls.
If someone were to ask me, ceej, what was wrong? Well, let me tell you (excuse me, warn you, is what i really mean)... you are most definitely going to get my very full and detailed answer, complete with a reason, any background info you should know, and what I expect to come of it.
And I'm talking full detail.
you: "CJ, whats wrong?"
me: "well i'm sure it's just me being cranky and bitchy, but everybody and their mother has been picking on me today. It is probably just me, because I didn't get enough sleep last night, and I do need to shower... Maybe I should read my horoscope, cuz I bet you your firstborn, that it'll say that I am embracing my female qualities and traits, and being all emotional and shit or something. That would make sense."

that sort of thing.
(warning: if you ask ceej a question, most definitely be prepared for the full answer, whether you want to hear it or not.)

the end.
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