jerk, the first.

*takes podium*

ahem.
this podium sucks. and if that was actual and real, then I would consider making sure it never ruined anybody elses podium experience ever again. I'm a tad destructive... or maybe I just talk big.
scratch that.
type big.

for some reason I have decided to expand from the sheltered world of livejournal (in which held my blog of six and some odd years) and branch out a little bit. i am certain that this time-consuming and insignificant action will change very little in my life. and probably even less in the lives of those around me.
but, hey... maybe this will cause some sort of chain reaction and all of the world's hunger issues will be solved, and orphanages will quit lighting on fire all the damn time, and emo jokes will cease to exist...

(sigh)
one can only dream of a day like that.

....this just in. urgent message!!!...
my bladder has just received some pressing news! We'll be back after this break with the details!...

aaaaaaaaaaah.
tis better.

anywho, i guess this new blog here will be replacing my old clog... err. blog.. just consider this your warning. your ONLY warning. viewer discretion is advised.

ill use these trusty ol' fingers to type you, my beautiful cult of blog followers, something with a little more substance... later. because, to be honest, i have to go say hello to my sister at work. she needs her daily dose of vitamin-sister. Doc's orders.