my big debut as a Box Office Critic!

I watched "The Jacket" last night. fucking neat concept for a movie.
basically, it's about this guy (Jack Starks played by Adrian Brody) who has amnesia after being shot in the head overseas, while fighting in the war. Hardly survived, was actually given a Time of Death. Back in the good ol' US of A, he gets caught up in a bad situation because he was in the wrong time at the wrong place, which he is apparently really good at doing, and blamed for a cop killing (but he cant remember what happens). The whole ordeal is pinned on Jack and he gets convicted an asylum for the criminally insane.
Its early nineties, and I guess it's experimental treatment or something, but they drug him up in the middle of the night, toss him in this dirty disgusting straightjacket (thus the name), and then he it placed on a tray and slid into a large morgue-like drawer that is probably a morgue.
For hours. Holy fuck. That would freak the fuck out of me. I am so not down with the morgue drawers. No way. Not happening.
Maybe its the silence and solitude and the claustrophobic like conditions, but Jack's brain does some weird shit. Sometimes, he remembers things that happened in the past. But for the most part, he actually goes ahead in to the future.
...then the movie starts from there.
Fast-fucking-moving movie.
The ending had me preparing myself for one of those girly mega-sad moments where I pretend I am not crying...but I really am. And I really easily could have! But I made Lauren tell me what was going to happen, so that I didn't have to go through that ordeal.
(note to readers: CJ is a big-freakin'-suck)

anyways, i wouldnt suggest spending money and renting it.
or spending money on a time travelling machine to go back in time and spending more money on seeing it in theatres...
heck, im a wicked cheap person. but i WOULD suggest downloading it (cheapy-cheap-cheap style) .

but now onto the most important part:
akjg;lakjg;lkajg ;lakjg ak;jdg ;lakdjg....madly in love with miss lauren and her beautiful body and her sexy smokin' hot brain. and how she is the only person in the entire that I ever want to be touching, or touching me. sigh. gag. vomit. o, love.